Kaboom! Comics Podcast

(via fuckyeahharleyandivy)

Batman has all the best villains.

deniscp:

timetravelandrocketpoweredapes:

Batman. He just can’t use the stairs like everyone else…

Batman Begins by ~TimothyMably

Only the lamest of superheroes use stairs.

(via zonkedbyday)

He even has a lightsaber in that belt of his.

clownyprincess:

LOLARIOUS!

shelleysupergirl:

the-nomad:

zatanna:

ouradversaries:

zatanna:

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE TONY STARK
GOT A HO UP IN MY BED AND AN ARTIFICIAL HEART

SAVE THE WORLD WITH MY BEST FRIEND, A BOTTLE OF JACK

CALL UP WAR MACHINE, LIKE IRON MAN BUT BLACK

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS BECAUSE OF THE CONTINUED LYRICS. THEY MADE ME LOL MORE THEN I SHOULD

XD

Pepper’s polishin’ my boots boots

Lookin’ hot my expensive suits suits

Sellin’ tech to get all this loot loot

Makin’ an appearance on the TV

Fying up to the parties

You know I’ll get a little bit tipsyyyyyyy

Can’t stop, my thruster’s hot, 

stopping things from blowing up. 

Tonight, Imma fight, and 

then later take flight.

Tick tock, Pep’s on the clock, 

but my lifestyle don’t stop

Can’t stop, my thruster’s hot, 

stopping things from blowing up. 

Tonight, Imma fight, and 

then later take flight.

Tick tock, Pep’s on the clock, 

but my lifestyle don’t stop

Busy savin’ all world, and got plenty of Scotch

Got tons of money in my pocket, and a really nice watch

Now Osborns disbanded S.H.E.I.L.D. and made it into H.A.M.M.E.R., 

but now I made sure that he’s stayin’ in the slammer.

I’m talking about everybody takin’ side sides

Heroes gon’ collide lide

Gonna be quite the ride ride

Gonna give our identities out, out

The anti-reg won’t shut me down, down

Cap won’t shut us down, down

Cap-cap shut us

Can’t stop, my thruster’s hot, 

stopping things from blowing up. 

Tonight, Imma fight, and 

then later take flight.

Tick tock, Pep’s on the clock, 

but my lifestyle don’t stop

Can’t stop, my thruster’s hot, 

stopping things from blowing up. 

Tonight, Imma fight, and 

then later take flight.

Tick tock, Pep’s on the clock, 

but my lifestyle don’t stop

Drinking brought me up, 

but pulled me down, 

got sobered up, 

can’t stop me. 

 With my armor up, 

you can’t touch me now, 

you got no chance, 

you won’t get me.

Drinking brought me up, 

but pulled me down, 

got sobered up, 

can’t stop me. 

 With my armor up, 

you can’t touch me now, 

you got no chance, 

you won’t get me.

Now the fighting all stops, when I land in.

Can’t stop, my thruster’s hot, 

stopping things from blowing up. 

Tonight, Imma fight, and 

then later take flight.

Tick tock, Pep’s on the clock, 

but my lifestyle don’t stop

(And a big thank you to @SnarkyNerdette)

tinyfist:

Nick Fury loves Steve Rogers. LOVES HIS BEAUTY DAMN IT. [Captain America v.1 #153, 1972; Englehart & Buscema]